Today, I’m five years a Washingtonian.
There’s a joke that you become a native a six years and a day — one day more than a Senator’s term; more a joke about national politics than living in the District — leaving me a year and a day. And that sounds like a felony conviction!
I know for a fact you were in Macon Georgia on August 19th 2000, I can even provide documents to prove it.
Happy DC Anniversary anyway.